For those confused, it’s a British politician, not American. The tories spent far too long in power trying to cripple the NHS, without being too blatant about it. They wanted to introduce a more American style system. Unfortunately for them, a lot of the NHS staff wouldn’t play ball. It’s been hell on the actual staff, but the NHS refused to break.
“From each according to his ability, to each according to his need”
Fwiw, Americans hate the “American style health care” with a smoldering, intense passion. We are ruled by ignorant clowns and rich bullies.
If only we could get to an NHS style healthcare.
It’s well worth fighting for. We pay less than half what Americans pay for better service.
My daughter was born in an nhs hospital, and had complications, they were in for over a week. The biggest expense was snacks (I might have been a bit stressed and feeling helpless). Even parking was cheap.
Yeah. We look at that in wide-eyed wonder. It’s like a dream.
It was a dream in the UK too… until it wasn’t.
It’s been hell on the actual staff, but the NHS refused to break.
The NHS has been broken for some time thanks to repeated budget cuts and privatization of core functions.
It’s been beaten bloody, but is still holding together. It’s definitely in crisis though.
American here. Who or what is (a) torie?
The tories are the conservative party. They are our right-wing, mainstream party. Politically, they are closer to the Democrats than republicans, but that’s mostly because America is so extreme right wing compared to most of Europe.
A few years ago, they took a lurch to the right, as well as purging a lot of the less extreme and/or intelligent members. Thankfully, they got throughly bitchslaped out of power recently. We are now into the cleanup phase of their damage (including brexit).
We use “Tory/Tories” like you’d use “Yankee”/“Dixie” or “GOP” - it’s a nickname. Like the Democrats, the left-leaning major party (Labour) doesn’t have a nickname.
A member of the conservative party. Their rough equivalent to our Republican party
Where’s the money NHSky?
In NHS buses plastered with lies.
This didn’t make sense to my American brain until I realized it was Boris Johnson, so this is a joke for people in advanced nations where medicine is a basic service.
I mean, we stupid Americans can, like, pretend.
bUt MuH hEaLtH iNsUrAnCe
I love the army of frumpy middle men whose job is to lie to my face and tell me no.
Oh sir! Allow me to clear this up for you. These peons, these random floor workers don’t understand things like money my good sir.
Why it’s the Hospital Admininstrators and Insurance companies that get all the money, not the sick people of course! This allows us to inflate the cost of our goods and services on paper, which in turn we can use to lower our taxable corporate income. And don’t worry - the insurance team makes certain our customers continue to pay while they are outside of and not using the business operations!
Now we of course don’t charge them the “paper prices” because they too need to turn a profit - and no one can actually afford a $10,000 ambulance ride so we can just pretend to argue back and forth while we both write those all off. A delightfully devious scheme I might add my good sir yes yes!
This is just a shitter version of the joke featuring George Osborne.
One could conceivably argue that a healthy and resilient workforce can engage in profitable labor, while a sick and fragile workforce gets trapped in cycles of disability and poverty.
So, in order to have a replacement workforce without spending money, criminalize birth control and women’s access to Healthcare.
2 birds 1 stone
It works the same with any conservative politician
Look. just tell them I get the money. I’ll take a small processing fee of like two bucks to buy myself some coffee and send the rest back to the hospital so you can get back to the business of helping people.
if you’re wondering what I get out of it… well, besides the coffee… i get to say I’m some chief-something-or-another-officer of a hospital on my resume, yes? I’m sure that’ll be good for a job where I make more in a week or two than I do now in a year. We all win.
Not true for private hospital lol. I read the whole thing and thought this is another corporate speech where for-profit hospital deny they’re there to get rich.
Here’s five dollars … now go away
