At this point if anyone believes anything he says is anything but a complete lie then they aren’t worth arguing with, the evidence, the literal mountains of evidence are overwhelming.
The real headfuck is that the guy has barely said anything truthful in living memory, yet there he was, London Mayor, then Foreign Minister, then Prime Minister. Absolutely insane.
The headfuck is not that he didnt hide who and what he was, or that his ambition got him where he wanted, it was that a lot of people said “…but hes a funny character”
But his haircut is so goofy! He’s just a silly goose! He didn’t mean it!
ahem /s
And then he tried to intimidate the commission and leaked some of the findings, so they decided to suspend him for 90 days instead of 20 and ban him from Westminster altogether. No more free meals for youuu.