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Now imagine that you have one continuous path through your digestive system starting from your mouth and ending out your butt, so if you have a noodle long enough and had a way of getting it through your body without breaking it, you could in theory floss yourself with a single noodle. Just hold one end in the right hand and the other in the left hand and go back and forth.
The mind truly is an inescapable force. Wow.
Topographically speaking, we are donuts.
Hi, would you be so kind as to delete this immediately? Thanks.
I got three words for you, pal.
spoiler
Human. Spaghetti. Floss.
So IDK why, but I haven’t seen spoiler tags or superscript actually working on Lemmy. Is it just me?
spoiler tagging is different here.
Jesus bro get out of the shower.
I almost thought about that but I decided to just stop and not think about it.
Given such a continuous path through your digestive system, and a noodle long enough… imagine sharing a bowl of spaghetti with your signficiant other à la "Lady and the Tramp”.
In theory you could floss yourself and your partner with a single noodle. Just hold one end in your hand, and have her hold the other and go back and forth.
I cannot describe to you how much I hate this comment. Well played.
The face I made when reading this was one of disgust, but honestly I have no reason for that other then knowing it just one long noodle which somehow makes me uncomfortable. Honestly, don’t know why.
It’s simply wrong, and we all know it.
The singular form of spaghetti is called a spaghetto
Also what you call the slums near Little Italy.
There’s a version of this in China called Longevity Noodles: https://msshiandmrhe.com/longevity-noodles/
The idea is to make one very long noodle to represent a wish for a very long life.
I recently found out about Yard Long Beans… a green bean 3 feet long? Blew my mind, or whatever was left of it.
Huh, so I will go to the gigantic Chinese grocery store near my house and inquire about this. Long noodle : Propserity
Despite the common name of “yardlong”, the pods are actually only about half a yard long, so the subspecies name sesquipedalis (one-and-a-half-foot-long; 1.5 feet (0.50 yd)) is a more accurate approximation.
Oh god, they come in large too?!
Three Ladies Brand Rice Stick comes in S, M and L (actually just the diameter…)
I meant icky green beans.
the canned ones? Or your mom made a weird casserole? (Hot Dish sorry, if you’re in Minnesota). It’s so different. I haven;’ tried the 3 foot long beans yet, but regular green bean cooked fresh - it’;s really diferent! The canned ones are mushy and weird. They’re like, okays! But REAL green bean is pretty good. They can be toothy. They can be chewy. They can be… anything you want.
I am against any kind of green bean that is green bean flavored.
boil them longer! tastes like water and bean fiber, which tastes like uh… anti-bean. Negates all bean.
That was what I’ve wanted all spaghetti to be ever since I saw it in cartoons as a kid. And yet I’m always disappointed.
that’s what cartoons made me think, reality is often disappointing…
Wait, your spaghetti has more than one noodle?
Noodle in the singular vs. plural is always sad, unless it’s a pool noodle. Then it can be fun.
I’d like to see the packaging this noodle would come in
they can make the noodle bendy at the factory
This is a clickbait YouTube video waiting to happen. And now I really want to see it to find out all the logistical issues they’d have to go through to make, cook, and eat a single noodle long enough to reasonably be considered a single plate full of spaghetti.
I thought maybe you could take a really long noodle and feed it into water, but that would result in one end being overcooked and one end super al-dente. So, I guess, passing the noodle through the water really slowly would work. I’d put it in, then grab the end with kitchen tweezers (you have those, right?) and then move it really slowly through the boiling water.
I’m just thinking like the cheap ramen packs but it’s just 1 nood all folded on itself.
I am not thinking it may be… it might be just one noodle (?)
I’m sure they are many noodles in those but I don’t know that I’ve ever pulled the noodles out for science.
It’s a bunch of noodles, trust me.
i found this. enjoy https://cockeyed.com/inside/ramen/ramen.html
Noodle is long
Disney did … with Lady and the Tramp
And of course, in Hot Shots! Part Deux.
