“You have 20 seconds to reply…”

“Riiiiiiiiight…”

Honestly yeah if I hadn’t played so much if 2 I bet going into 3 would be a great time for anyone new to the series. Great fun and the single player campaign was a blast.

Probably that Microsoft Windows in its current form makes you want to crawl into a void.

I’ve never lost interest in a game faster than I did with splat 3. I’m talking multiplayer. Loved splat 2 quite a bit but 3 was just a rehash fest of unlocking the same clothes and guns for the first 30+ hours…

If it has Scarlet Johansson’s voice like in the movie Her then I’m aaaaaaall in!

Tried to force them to upgrade to windows 11 and the penguins said “we’d rather die!”

There were zero casualties as nobody showed up.