Took me far longer than it should have to get this joke.

I think the ones that elected FDR 4 times have us beat

Those people definitely exist, but for some reason they’re more well behaved than other communities. I think the lobby system helps a lot because the good players can self-select to avoid noob stomping.

If you do return, I highly recommend a mod called Mental Omega. It adds sub factions for yuri, a whole new faction, and has four new campaigns. At this point Mental Omega has more content than all of the 2.5d games combined.

Toyota RAV4 is nice. Especially the hybrid

Edit: never mind you mentioned that

Get any Infiniti with a 3g antenna. The network doesn’t exist anymore so it can’t phone home.

Trepang2

A lot of medium skill people still play, surprisingly. I’m not good at all and still have roughly a 70% win rate.

The patch most heavily nerfs France, Iraq, and most importantly, Yuri.

It also fixes a metric fuck ton of bugs. Someone even managed to patch the engine to fix the input delay on lower game speeds.

I’ve seen people play it on the Steam deck but it’s not easy to control.

If you get back into multiplayer then use cncnet. They have a balance patch.

I thought Generals and C&C 3 looked good, but I hated Red Alert 3. They tried too hard to make it Star Craft 2.

Yes. But they need to be very careful to keep that bleak and hopeless aesthetic.

I love White Claws

Absolutely. Keep it 2.5d

Red Alert 2

I love how you brought it up out of the no blue but are acting like I’m the obnoxious one lmao. World is obsessed with domains.

.world try to not bring up lemmy.ml challenge. Difficulty: impossible.

It’s just very odd to me when they say both sides, but trump has openly stated he wants the military to fire live rounds at people protesting in support of Palestine.

Or that trump wants to genocide* Latinos. Or that he has said he wants the military to purge people that don’t support him.

*yes he said deport, but when the cost of such an operation starts rising then he’ll start pushing to instead kill people to lower costs. That’s how it goes every single time this rhetoric takes hold.

Usually they live in blue states that will partially insulate them from the consequences. Or they’re young and don’t understand knock on effects yet.

I wouldn’t be able to handle it if that happened. I’d die embarrassed

Steam loves to minimize moderation so you’re probably correct

With conspiracies like this I always just wonder what they think the motive is. Like what would this actually accomplish.