Ah, you’re right! We’re not downvoting unfunny content nearly as much as we should.

Jesus Christ. Were those the Skullcandy crushers?

The worst part is that it’d be so easy, too. Give me something with more than 10 comments that has more engagement than 10 comments/hour and we good.

Start with Cambridge Analytica for sure.

Waterproof ratings are all nonsense anyways IMO. The way appliances are tested does not take into consideration human error.

Gotta drop the phone a couple times onto concrete to simulate how morons like me treating it, then check its water resistance.

Every possible Rubik’s cube permutation can be solved in 20 moves.

Sounds like construction.

Wait until you hear about another awesome thing they’re trying to do: chat control

The absence of a bottleneck.

Could be hardware unboxed FAQ actually.

cries in laptop

Finally, my hatred for dark chocolate is justified. My body was protecting me all along!

Unfortunately a fiber optic wire has to dodge lawsuits. Anything you send to space won’t be destroyed or repossessed because it threatens someone’s Monopoly.

May 1997 tax returns obviously.

Doing my best to change that :)

Just shows how much smarter and superior the people who post here actually are.

And there’s lots of effort to “educate” people on how to identify those bots. Like, if you have to vet every message just to figure out if a human wrote it, why even bother?