Imagine you were to do this shit after someone talking about how Jesus will strike sinners down, then suddenly a buff Jesus appears and chokes you out a little bit. Thats what this guy went through.

I am immeasurably thankful and my weekend is booked

Let’s go to mars?

Am I hip now?

Them fighting sarcastic words there

But all those you listed weren’t available internationally I believe. Atleast in the US, ask anyone who came to work how they keep in touch with people back home, and they’ll likely say whatsapp.

Is “buying D” illegal in Sydney?

I guess that’s true and I didn’t think of it that way. I took it as buying one device over the other to run multiple vms in one machine vs running them in multiple single machines. I’m in that head space now as I’m playing that optimization game myself.

I see the question has been understood in two ways: cost in computer resources and money. Which one did you mean?