Our citizens pay taxes out of pure love and devotion to our Dear Leader. We don’t have room for your silly Western moralities.

Trains do not derail in North Korea. It is forbidden.

Those are photoshopped images from untrustworthy western media; do not trust them. Homes in North Korea shine as bright as our love for our esteemed leader.

Please stop sharing lies.

The highly esteemed Kim family does not require food, so your point is entirely redundant.