“take a sefie” followed by TOS

if it slapped me in the face and threw the glove at my feet I would take it as an insult and demand a duel. pistols at dawn.

Getting to the point in life where you realize how the sausage is made, packaged, marketed, distributed, sold, cooked, consumed, digested, defecated, flushed, mixed with other waste, and either separated into solids and liquids or dumped into the ocean will do that to you.

I worked a clean up crew for a large college campus. One day the boss offered a case of beer and a full day payed off to the person who would clean the bottom of the elevator shaft in the exchange student dorm. The whole summer they had been dumping their garbage down it instead of bagging it and bringing it to the dumpsters. Muck boots, painters suit, and full hood ppe did very little to the smell that followed me for days.

I was not worth a case of beer and a day off.

edit! that was second worst! I accidentally inhaled a full hit of silicon fumes from a friends bong he’d just repaired. that was terrifyingly awful. I thought I was going to fucking die on the spot.

I knew I should have added “3000” to the end of my lemmy name. DestroyerOfWorlds just sounds so weak now.

Gave Drohl: The Worst Person In Oom-Pah Music!

but not for yourself

I look up my acct and see my deleted comments and posts being magically revived. Did screen caps of most of it and it is definitely a real thing. Is that a metric for traffic?

Maybe they noticed certain calico sea mammals have started fighting back

wow, this whole comments thread is just like reddit. love it, keep the faith ya’ll!!