You got time to duck?

Gen X is getting AARP literature in the mail. I know some people who’s kids have graduated college.

Unmuted Porn from a crackly laptop speaker

it looks like a forbidden lovers rendezvous…

you know we shouldn’t do this…but I love you…but, we can’t!

vacation? that would crazy.

I’m using old mac osx with some arbitrary california name? on a tower from 2009? I had to hack the shit out of it to get it to run anything modern. did I win?

explain this to a person in 1998

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eat the crust and throw the rest on the ground for feral Willem Dafoe or seagulls

ergonomics. it is much less stress on the back.

AI has all the popularity of the spoiled vaping neighbor kid and his new drone.

(read in Lois Griffin voice) “then make pita croutons. then pita bread crumbs. then pita powder to make…pita bread. its always pita fowevah…pita? Peeeetah! Are you listening to meeee?!”

the messed up thing about getting old is that you can start hurting yourself doing things that used to be “easy”. like lifting heavy weight or gripping something tight (like opening a jar). all of a sudden it feels like your muscles are breaking your joints and damaging your tendons/ligaments. its the muscle memory that gets you into trouble. good times, good times.

Playstation, but Steam also.

The Eye of Sarlac. A butthole wreathed in sand, always watching.

So, the horses have left a few decades ago…time to close the door?

I had to tell a job lead (not via linkdin) that I don’t frequent the site and please contact me directly. They did, it was like we never needed it. I freelanced most of my work and I never got a gig from a job website/social media platform.

Outrageous

They almost had me on the hook right up to when they decided tiered and throttled plans were the way to go. its essentially a hyped up cellphone plan. so glad I bailed. Also, fuck muskrat.