There’s a subreddit called “Watch it for the plot,” but the plot refers to the woman’s … huge tracts of land.

Technically, this is the summary of the original trilogy, too. He finally calms down at the end of RotJ

I saw “department store sale” and thought this was a strike over something very different

Not to mention that the food stylists create something that isn’t even edible. They frequently use things that aren’t food to make it look more palatable onscreen.

I’m shocked. Putin has never done anything like this before 🙄

See, Russia? That’s how you land on the moon!

And how much is the athletics program bringing in vs. spending? That’s always my first question. The article isn’t specific, but it implies that it’s in the red.

I can’t say that I’ve followed this case closely, but I have never heard a reason why. Obviously, she’s sick, but how do you do something like this “just because”?

Did you say Vader is on the other side of that door? I’m gonna hurl.

Anyone else just feel like we should eat the rich?

They say as much:

“These transfers and withdrawals will be applied to customers’ accounts today.”

It’s never aliens, unfortunately.

9 year old was raped by her brother and forced to carry the baby to term. Those interviewed blamed the brother’s access to porn, because clearly there’s nowhere else but porn to point fingers. FTFY even more.

Hood news, Amazon! I know of at least a few members of SCOTUS that can be bought! Just keep appealing!