But these are MUTANT Turtles I’m talking about.

Technically, everyone does to a certain degree. If for some reason your lungs ever stop working, you can plug oxygen in to your body through the back door as a last resort. Little known medical hack.

Woah, slow down Hitler. No. Defund the police is not the same message as Reorganize Emergency Services. :p

Not a great time to have diabetes…

In East Grand Rapids, there is a single service for emergency responders who are trained as police / fire fighters, and paramedics so only one vehicle shows up. Consolidating them instead of defunding them actually improved things.

No, they’re asking to do one thing and using a slogan that sounds completely bat-shit insane.

Hate to break it to you, but you’ve been incarnated already…

I’m talking about setting you up with a new life and cutting all ties to toxic dangerous people.

I am no longer one of the 86% of Americans who never heard of this

Is there a 3 digit number you can call?

I mean like people stuck in abusive situations, cults, etc.

Maybe we’ll end up with just 1 half of the country where people are all chill and caring and the other half can be toxic to each other because they thrive off of unhealthy drama. But oh well.

Yeah, you do that Jeff. Go to someone’s private home and fix everything wrong in there before someone gets hurt.

If you live your life backwards, you split up in to two people.

You are the continuation of other cellular organisms’ lives.

You do exist, but your existence is different. Your individuality doesn’t exist. You are potential individuality.

Like 50 years BC = 50 years before Christ. Well, there’s a negative span of years before you fused in to an individual.

Nah. In 3rd Age you literally fight the Eye of Sauron. Like, what was the point of the ring if you just attack him directly?

For now

I WAS that weirdo. HEE HEE!