Pascal: “I am having the best Christmas right now.”

Did everybody get this as a maths problem nearly every year in primary school, and again in high school when triangle numbers were brought up?

In response to another post about Project 2025

Congratulations nzmaa, you won. You’re going to live in my mind 24/7 for the next four years.

So, place your bets! What’s going to be that one announcement that suddenly makes your neighbours go all quiet?

• Repeal of the 19th amendment
• Mandatory military service
• Military sent to Ukraine
• Military sent to Gaza
• Additional protections to police
• The pardon of all January 6th rioters
• The relaxation of maximum presidential terms
• Repeal of Affordable Care Act
• Repeal of Social Security
• Increase in taxes of lowest and middle incomes
• Reduction in the minimum wage
• Shutdown of major news outlets of “reporting lies”
• Ban of reporting “bad news”
• New ability to farmers to hire for no wage
• New protections to reject hiring/customers/schooling based on colour
• Collapse of NOAA
• Atheists targeted as terrorists
• Democrats imprisoned for Socialist ties
• Mysterious disappearances of democrats
• Random deportation of American citizens for being first/second generation
• Removal of all laws related to carbon output

Yes, some of these are fearmongering but he’s made all sorts of promises and debts are due! The sky is the limit!

Well, we will know things will have gotten real bad when they start approaching sex offenders for fertility studies in an Operation Paperclip type arrangement

“We gotta shut down 3G as fast as possible so we can get black spot grant money and then use that money to rebuy the spectrum space at the next auction.”

-Telstra

Rule 1: All commenting must be by Russian bots only

Now you’re not going to believe this, ladies and gentlemen, there was a time - not too longer ago in fact - where people called these metacrawlers, and they were beloved. People would say “Dogpile” yes, that might help, because - bare with me again - search was shit. But, comparing lot of different shit sources would generally give you ok information, and generally reveal at least a lot of different sources which could help find and gather information.

Now I’m not calling Kagi reputable in anyway, but if metacrawling helped with the situation before, maybe we should try it again.

Fun fact, the url in the original ad redirects to this video because the MPA couldn’t be bothered with the domain renewal

www.piracyisacrime.com

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Wouldn't_Steal_a_Car

Sounds like a pretty average day in the Linux community

I just assume at this point that Trump has promised him if he gets elected he’ll get to call himself a founding father and get to sign all the remaining copies of the Declaration of Independence

BRICS: For some reason, we’re going to make a money laundering collective for dictatorships and be shocked when people call us up on it and we’ll blame the EU

This is a horrible way to find out your mother is getting abused and was told that’s what a relationship looks like

Well, let me start with this gorilla they called Harambe…

This worked out great for Lenin and Stalin who just skipped the middle step and outlawed the church, then put their statues everywhere

My bad for judging without checking 😔

Yeah, while it is true, lots of VPN companies are grifts just buying VPS’s and installing OpenVPN, this “Cyber security expert” puts far too much faith in HTTPS and probably never seen a lecture from the Black Hat conference

I listened to The Foundering on Sam Altman at the same time as listening to The Power Broker and they weirdly synced up.

• They only have one solution for everything, believing more of that thing will solve everything (“Just one more scrape, just one more scrape of everything that’s been said or published anywhere and our next model will be perfect.”)
• They don’t care for the destruction left in their wake
• They will walk over everyone, including their own family to remain part of the conversation
• The only difference is Robert Moses was constrained to New York

Idiot, you’re supposed to double down on the bullshit not delete it like a coward, especially from a place no one cares about