Putin must be tried at The Hague.

If they threw in access to everything (videos, music, TV and movies,) I’d pay $15. Until then, no.

“You got a problem, bud? Step into my office.”

The god they worship is called Mammon.

Let me tell you tales of the mythical Geocities…

Any experienced cat owner knows your cat is plotting to kill you. After all, that’s what cats do. If you eat the delicious fish in front of them, it just accelerates your demise

Exactly.

Who saves porn when ypu can stream it for free?

With a guaranteed 3 years before it’s discontinued!

The difference is the sun is real.

“I’m rich because God wanted me to be. Don’t be mad at me, talk to The Big Guy. Now shine my fuckin’ shoes.”

Do you how you can tell a Baptist from a Methodist? A Methodist will speak to you at the liquor store.

I understand. I understand that means mo fo me!

Joking aside, I need to quit, also. Tomorrow, I’ll do it tomorrow.

No, it doesn’t. It gives you turbo ass cancer. Get it right.

Why would you want to?

No, we just don’t like Russian trolls and overgrown 12 year old edgelords.

I got permabanned for stating that if Jesus Christ came back today, Republicans would have him crucified, like the Pharisees.

To clarify, I know some Christians blame “The Jooz” for killing Jesus. But I was implying Republicans were like Pharisees in that they worshiped money, and that Jesus had fucked with the money, mainly in the temple. It’s in the fucking Bible, the only learnin’ they claim anyone needs. Except when they don’t like what it says.

Any intelligent person should know what I was saying. Jesus = sharing wealth, Republicans/Pharisees = not sharing wealth. Not “That dude hates Jews!” Which I don’t.

Well, I missed Reddit until the mid 2000 teens, but I remember when the entire internet around 2000 was The Wild West. And I miss it, very much.

Whatever you say.

The entire point of this app was compatibility with iChat. Now that Apple is making it compatible with RCS, what’s the point?