Oh man, it was great. Old point and click adventure type, you went around collecting spells from the environment. Great story at the time.

Not quite as old as Orko from '86, but did no one play Loom in the early 90’s?

Musical fabric of reality wielding mages. If you looked under their hood you’d be sucked in and eaten.

edit: Mistakes were made! Oops.

Unrelated to the article:

I read this title as “Fascifacts” instead of “Facists”…

I think that instead of calling it fake news, we should start calling it “Fascifacts.”

Yo mama so ugly she gotta cosplay as a couch to get any.

Big Tampon must have something in trump to get them campaigning for personal purchasing instead of socialist-provided comforts.

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Check out “Brain Organoid Insectoid Robots” and feel the cosmic pressure.

Some of us care, we’re just not rich enough to buy a politician.

This is where I am at… Looks like around $20k to move elsewhere in the world, and I’ve got $0 atm.

He’s too busy working on the next skyrim release anyway.