If all things happen for a reason

…then that reason is usually “someone was being an asshole.” In the case of a hurricane flooding mountains hundreds of miles inland, said assholes have been assholing around for 150 some odd years, actively destroying our home for profit while obfuscating and denying the evidence.

Fuck those assholes. And fuck the invisible sky wizard that supposedly made it all happen.

That may be true, but have you considered the space lizards? They’re the ones controlling the whether or not your child gets an armed babysitter or transed when they use the litter box at school.

Wielded by Chalupa Batman.

I’m a Lucoa kind of guy myself, but not for the reasons you think.

ExtremeRate should have you covered at some point.

20,000 tickets gets you a complimentary continental breakfast!

What a horrible day to have eyes.

Sociopathy, mostly.

Is it holding a lantern and a small dagger?

“Regulator angers capital for doing their job” is one of my favorite headlines.

With nobody to use it on. He likely outlived the cretins that framed him.

Please read this next line as if it had alternating/random caps:

“But capitalism improves efficiency!”

The devs said at one point that some of the ideas in ToTK were supposed to be DLC at one point.

That’s it. That’s all some people are processing. “Oh it’s just DLC.” Facts don’t matter. It doesn’t matter that the reason it wasn’t DLC was that they kept expanding on the ideas. It doesn’t matter that the final product was a full game. “But they reused the map!!! 😡😡😡😡”

The “it’s just DLC lol” nonsense will persist until the end of time.

“What’s your password?”

“The letter A.”

As she mentions in this video this is her third presidential election. She has never voted in an election where Donald Trump wasn’t the Republican nominee.

Think about that for a minute. Seriously. Imagine only viewing Republicans as the party of Trump. How fucked up is that? Hillary v Trump. Biden v Trump. Harris v Trump.

The first seven presidential elections of my lifetime included either a Bush or a Clinton on the ticket. Then the eighth had a Clinton very involved in the primary. The ninth had neither. And then the 10th had a Clinton on the ticket again. 10, 11, 12 - Trump. 8, 9, 11 - Biden.

I get what you’re saying, but this isn’t just a Trump thing. It’s getting old.

I’m gonna get diabetes from all this wholesomeness.

Everything old is new again.