It’s a robot reading a book of arcane knowledge you degenerate

There is nothing between a melt and a grilled cheese. It’s one or the other. Or neither. I’m bringing this argument back.

Nobody tell this guy about Rimworld

Imagine the data they will collect from the dozens of lemmy users.

Luckily this won’t affect the board game. I’m stoked for that.

Cutting them changes their flavor. They’re not as good when you cut them.

That’s my second favorite mini game after poker. I find it fun and reasonably challenging. The only reason poker beats it is because I get to murder anyone who has a better hand than me which is something that is frowned upon in real life.

I think that’s the best way to handle it. Let me kill whoever I want as long as I know the consequences.

Lemmy is my methadone. Not interesting enough to get me hooked but just enough to keep me from going back.

I swear even the memes on here belong in comedy homicide and I see maybe one interesting article per day at most. I started carrying a kindle with me and usually just read instead of browsing. I’ve gone from a book every 2 or 3 months to a book per week.

I remember having a CD burner, dvd burner, floppy drive, and Zip drive for those rare occasions.

There’s the scene with Gus at the pool and the one with the cousins as kids, which also involves water. Better Call Saul had him a lot more.

I was so excited to try it as an east coaster when I got out west. It’s nothing special. Cheaper than 5 guys but not as good, and I don’t consider 5 guys all that great to begin with. Better than McDonald’s or Burger King but not by much.

I upvoted you seven thousand times. Someone else must have given that many downvotes which is the only explanation for why your score is not 7000.

This is the pretentious, willfully ignorant kind of stuff I was missing from reddit. Thank you.

I used to play this all the time. Shoutout also to frets on fire when I couldn’t afford guitar hero.

On RIF it would open a popup that showed me what the link was before it opened and I avoided this for so long. My volume was all the way up too.

I have a supernatural ability to find the cutlery drawer in any kitchen on the first try. So far I haven’t been able to use my power to solve any crimes but it’s useful anyway.

I’m the opposite. I still haven’t really figured out how Lemmy works and I find it harder to participate in conversation because there are so few comments. And I don’t know if it’s possible to get notifications when someone replies to my comment which makes it even harder to engage. Plenty of people have explained how Lemmy works as a concept but I’ve yet to see anyone talk about how to effectively use it.

Right now it’s just my reddit methadone so I have something to scroll through but I’ve seen maybe 5 total interesting posts after days of use.