I call BS unless I get a source

Maybe if we locked up a few more Karen’s retail workers won’t have PTSD as much

But helmets are SOOOO expensive

a coin trying to be as complex as possible, without really doing anything that you paid money for.

Sums up the state of crypto pretty well

I’m still waiting on porn to pull the rug and take away my good times

Playing large scale battleship. They will erect the middle bit soon using some kind of strip so you can’t cheat.

Late stage enshitification

I was running an it services business at the time, so got to see a broad number of machines and peoples complaints.

I think the massive jump in ram required was a huge problem, it went from most people having 128mb to 256mb, to a minimum of 512, but a reality of 2gb required.

Plus the indexer was relentless and just smashed HDDs.

Drivers were a problem too but people understood they would need to be have upgrades for their fancy new system.

Then xp to vista happened and it looked pretty but was unusable. Then 7 came out and it solved all the BS and was a relief. Then 8 came out and it looked pretty but was unusable. Nobody is quite sure what happened with 9 but 10 was ok I guess, better than 8. Then I started using Linux because I was sick of the bullshit.

Handcuffed and head stuck in the dryer is just too much to bear

Breathe thicker

My preferred podcast app (stitcher) shit down in August and I was about to move to google podcasts.

I am an idiot.

This post and the one before you have most relevant usernames I have come across on social media

Honestly if I was in the market for an achoo or a fuckhphone, I would totally buy a fuckphone

I feel like you have Apple, Samsung, Pixel as the big 3 (in the western world)

Then it’s Xiaomi, OPPO (and it’s subbrands), Motorola and maybe Nokia which are all just “cheaper alternatives” or as I think people think of them “android”

Then you have your niche phones like fairphone etc.

I see more tv ads for pixels than I do for galaxy phones.

That was back when 3d TV’s were still a thing, though, so not crazy

As an app developer some people just get hard for an app and don’t know why they would want one.

It’s rarely some big plan just an ego thing

Slap Jeff with a glove

I dunno, the other night I dreamed I was a butterfly and that was pretty bitchin.

That MF who big brained himself 100k years ago doomed us all