The gifts weren’t given recursively. Though Christmas would be a lot more exciting if they were.

It would be a green washer’s wet dream. Eliminate everyone you don’t stand to turn a profit from by turning them into “ethically sourced” lumber. You get a steady source of lumber to sell to IKEA and other furniture companies with a sketchy way to control your carbon footprint offset.

They were convinced he was becoming the Don Cheadle version.

The grim and cockney reaper.

I refused to believe it, but it turns out there are people out there that need a lot of motivation to wipe their own ass every time because eventually they get fed up with being “exploited” by big TP.

They really stuck it to the Democratic party, hope they’re fucking happy that their solution to the Gaza situation is to accelerate wiping Palestinians from existence. Blood is on their hands now more than anyone that did the bare minimum to keep democracy alive.

His own couch at home maybe. Someone else’s couch as a college kid? That couch is putrefied.

I don’t want no dope. A dope is a guy that won’t get no vote from me.

If he’s guilty of anything, it’s not actively pursuing more acting roles.

Then he started committing to the role so hard that he pulled the freudian slip and threatened to fuck the other UNICEF worker in the ass.

Except for the last guy who will still have one eye. How’s the blind guy gonna take the eye of the guy with one eye left? All that guy had to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Gandhi was wrong.

Hey fuck you right back. I fight hate with oppressive kindness, so you better have a fucking good weekend. You fucking deserve it you overworked bitch!

They’ll always have excuses, it’s how they justify bigger budgets and ridiculous departmental purchases.

“What if they have anti tank rockets?” “What if they’re using suicide drones?” “What if they start taking shots at us with phased plasma rifles in the 40 watt range?”

The spectre of the unstoppable criminal provides an extra profit stream for defense contractors on top of forever wars.

Dark Age of Camelot, heard it was one of the best MMOs of its time. By the time I heard of it and had a PC I could play it on, most of the player base had moved on to other games.

It’s hilarious that in 2024 people still are failing to check themselves before wrecking themselves

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

Vader is implying that there’s no way that’s ALL of it

This next hurricane is brought to you by the Liam Nissan GTR. It’s THAT powerful.

It can sense when something’s blocking it from closing all the way. It was just foolishly programmed to only pop back open a few times. Think it was the third or fourth was where it went into guillotine mode.

He shoots the sergeant then himself. So if life decides to imitate art in this case, it would be something…