They seemed to have no idea what to do? Where’s the off switch!?

No it isn’t

Silly me thought it was calling the big guy in the middle a tank

But old games would sometimes ask me to register the software to get free help and updates or whatever. And I had to click no thanks every time I installed one of those games. I thought it was suuuch a hassle.

Pretty but that yolk better not be overcooked!