Because of course they did.

Nonsense, he will get steady work alongside Kevin Sorbo!

And he’s probably disgruntled about it.

The DM then sits back and eats pizza as they put his furniture together.

It’s the next big thing.

It was one of the first things he had fixed. Here’s a pic from The Outsiders:

Reminder - look at Tom Cruise’s teeth. He has a single middle front tooth.

Not shaming him for having had bad teeth of course, just pointing it out. Many other superior reasons to shame him.

Username is accurate

They’ve been pretending lately that the VP is more powerful than the actual President.

Yup, thank you again. I’d gathered from the article that it was likely a sort of political consultation but even looking in a dictionary didn’t exactly clear it up.

Thank you!

I’m a dumb American who has never seen the word surgeries used in this context. Can someone explain?

Maybe, but why interrupt our enemies when they’re devouring each other / making a mistake?

Yuuuup.

Fiend warlock player did not like learning how I used his minor backstory. (He actually loved it.)

He knew he needed to save a tree. He didn’t know he was the one to burn it, nor that he did so because it was a source of power to his mother, who was a night hag.

So much fun.

He saved the tree and even managed to change his Patron, but is too scared to confront his mother again.

Yes but no. It was Roy Cohn who taught him to never acknowledge he lost or was wrong.

No, to click on that link. Some would have already been registered or didn’t follow through.

Impressive nonetheless, but quite different than ~500k registrations.

I’d considered making one of them a veteran lich who has conquered other versions of himself and the other a ‘naive victim’ lich but that was too on the nose for what Marvel had been planning to do with Kang and also narratively unnecessary.

In mine they are yuan-ti abomination liches, and since they are each other’s phylactery, their bodies were intricately crafted to be serpentine ebony or ivory. Similar to yours in some ways.

Thanks for the stories, sounds like it was fun!

Good on your friend Allen, but you should stop listening to those other two assholes.

If he dumps Vance, it’ll be for Kennedy. I don’t think that will impact much but I’m amazed Kennedy wasn’t selected in the first place.

Trump / Kennedy signs, honestly. I guess maybe Trump thought he’d be second fiddle on his own ticket if he took that move.

A whole article about two paragraphs included in the image, as well.

No need to expand on her own words, but they needed the content.