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The average person has one boob and one testicle.

Wow a Zardoz reference. Well met, Friend.

Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises as ammo?

I just use the printer at work.

It’s just a screenshot of square raid shadow nordvpn space…

Yeah, especially for some creators like veritasium where they play “musical thumbnails” and change it every few days for about a week or so. It’s so annoying because I keep thinking it’s a different video.

Depends on the chair, I suppose. It definitely worked on the chairs I had in the US Navy back in 2006.
It doesn’t matter though, you’re still farting in their chair either way.

1. Wait until you have to fart while coworker is away from desk.
2. Position sphincter directly above the tube in the office chair.
3. Lower chair as far as it will go.
4. Fart as you raise the chair as high as it will go, sucking the gassy shit particles into the tube.
5. Walk away.
6. Watch the carnage when coworker sits and lowers the chair.

Clear tape works really well, because the mouse will still work, but terribly.

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I went back a few years ago to see if it had mellowed out… it did not.
Then I went back last year and it was gone.

I really liked voat, and then the reddit exodus happened and poopy heads ruined it.

It’s funny how this wasn’t a problem back in the days before customers were expected to act as unpaid employees.

This is way funnier than it should be.

The Long Drive is a cursed game that is surprisingly addicting. Basically it’s you, your car, and a 5000km road. That’s it. The world is infinitely generated and you don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do. There’s no end game so to speak, just you and the road, if you decide to follow it.

Noita is a very difficult roguelike where “losing is fun” except that it’s not always, but many deaths are a learning opportunity, and I find myself starting over even on runs that I live for more than an hour. You have very few healing opportunities, and once your HP gets to 0 it’s game over. The game is not fair, but sometimes RNGesus gives you the tools to be a god early on, and even then, it can still be easy to die. Even in full-on god tier runs, there are some things that the player cannot survive. Each playthrough is different, but the map gen is ‘basically’ the same each game. It’s definitely worth your time.