Jailbreak it and sideload some WADs.

Absolutely not. Immediately trade that shit in. Uh uh. No. Fuck off. Keep fucking off. Fuck off some more. Fuck off until you’ve circumnavigated the globe then fuck off again.

Not just not but hell no.

Don’t sweat it. Just get what’s on sale.

They’re all the same.

There’s only one reason I’d opt for a high priced name brand. And that’s the ability to apply filters to everything you’re watching.

Imagine watching Ace Ventura but every character has the Chad Face filter on.

“American Style” Democrqcy

To get rid of him. For good and all.

Fucking monstrous doesn’t even begin to describe it.

Ace Combat 7.

The Canyon Run is kicking my ass.

What? You mean Rob Schneider, Keven Sorbo, and Kid Rock aren’t turning out crowds for him?

The party of pedophiles.

He’s right.

It was mostly under control until Citizens United. But since then, corps write the bills then pay the bribes to get them passed. Govt doesn’t work for us. It works for them. And only for them.

I was in the “How could you miss” crowd at the time.

If they’re smart enough to cheat they’re smart enough to pass.

Be real now. How much of that stuff do you all really use in your daily lives?

Because the real world doesn’t care about rote memorization as long as the work gets done in my experience.

Literally everything.

This is the way.

Oh no, anyway.

Seriously. These guys have 1 trick. And nobody cares. All that “Biden Crime Family” BS evaporated when Biden didn’t swoop in to save hunter from that conviction.

That orange shitstain is the epitome of “bought his own hype”

Deluded doesn’t even come close.

I love it. And I’m terrible at it.

I am however world class when it comes to killing everyone after a cockup.

I only keep it installed for service outages and breaking news. I don’t need an extra layer of bullshit to wade thru to see if Xbox servers are down.

If that’s how you choose to see it.

Don’t worry. Nobody who cares about genocide is voting for Chump. Nobody is under the illusion that he is in any way better.

But without an arms embargo and permanent ceasefire. Might just stay home.

This is black and white. Cut and dry. It’s my tax money dismembering babies right now. It’s my goddamn tax money that is raping prisoners, harvesting organs, filling mass graves, shooting at clearly marked journalists, bombing hospitals schools and refugee camps. That is starving 2.3 million people right now.

Kindly [redacted] yourself. (Hey mods. That redacted isn’t a 🗡 it’s a 🍆)

Don’t pretend he’s actually trying.