Jay

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Rats leaving a sinking ship.

Unedited preferably.

Sure, but if he chokes on a hamburger not one of them is going to suddenly turn into nice people or give up their positions. They’re just going to try to find a better mascot to fill the clown shoes. Even if it takes years to do.

He may be, but the rest of his party isn’t. He’s only the mascot.

As they always do. It’s always the lippy little bitches that act all tough until the shit gets real, then they’re nowhere to be found.

That’s weird, still works for me.

It’s still there, just further down the page.

Earlier we reported on the deaths of five health workers in an Israeli strike in Derdghaiya, southern Lebanon last night.

The government-run Lebanese Civil Defence emergency service says the five workers were waiting in a makeshift centre in a church hall in the southern town of Derdghaiya when it was hit by an Israeli air strike.

We’ve spoken to Father Maurice Khoury, head of the St George’sCatholic parish church there, who says those killed were “a model for humanity and chivalry. They sacrificed their lives for the wellbeing of others”.

Father Maurice adds that parishioners and villagers tell him there was no military presence on church grounds, and no gunmen in the vicinity. He says he doesn’t know how the health workers “would have a target on their backs?"

Father Maurice, who left the village on 22 September right before the Israeli escalation, says the health workers killed were looking after the 200-400 displaced people seeking shelter there.

“The church’s two halls were filled with IDPs [international displaced persons]. The Civil Defense used to come with food, water and aid. They were the only one supplying aid to the IDPs,” Father Maurice tells us.

He says one of those who was killed was “the pinnacle of generosity” while another “was a member of my parish. He was my right-hand man. He strived to provide a dignified life for his wife and three daughters. What wrong did they do?”

Israel says it only attacks military targets and the town was in an area which the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) had warned people to leave.

The BBC has approached the IDF for comment.

With additional reporting by Joanna Majzoub.

You can do that with the 9 volt batteries and feel how much “tingle” they have, but never heard of it working with aa batteries. Wouldn’t he have to stick the whole thing in his mouth to complete the circuit?

Have they tried turning their government off and on again?

If the guys that made Internet Explorer also made bombs…

Wow… I could dream up more realistic excuses in middle school.

I think there’s a good chance if he wins too.

I hope he’s right, but I’m not holding my breath until Putin is in the ground where he belongs.

I can see it making sense for long distance hauling, semi trucks for example, where batteries can’t really compete very well. But for the average person that doesn’t need to put on thousands of miles in a short time hydrogen doesn’t make much sense.

The pre-written letter, addressed to “The World”, appears to pre-empt a failed assassination attempt. “I tried my best and gave it all the gumption I could muster,” it reads.

Was it foreshadowing or had he possibly tried getting close enough before and it didn’t pan out?

Elvis.

No, sorry they’ve all kicked the bucket…David Bowie and Prince died in 2016, and Kenny Rogers died in 2020.

Edit: Oh, now I get it.

Wouldn’t your drinks be warmer if kept in there?

Next week he’s gonna be in a star spangled cape singing Elvis tunes in front of a cgi audience.