It’s because those motherfuckers desperately want to meet God and believe Trump is their fastpass to heaven.

It’s not a defeatist attitude because I still make sure to vote in every election and do what I can to move the needle to the left.

A pessimistic attitude, for certain. But I’m still participating to keep the candle of hope burning. I’m not defeated yet.

Jill Stein?

So vote for the known nazi instead?

Whether you like it or not, one of the two are going to win and run the country. I’d rather try to keep it from being the nazis.

Great in theory, but there are too many people who fellate the god of tradition while stroking the hard-on of American exceptionalism and are unwilling to look at any other example of functioning government.

The next rally would charge a premium to sit in the “splash zone”.

“I wanna drink some milk, but it’s so flimmin-flammin hard to open.”

The current republican party is just the nazi party with a GOP flag.

“Monetization Director at Ubistft”

Get fucked, dickbag!

I’ve been toying with the idea of carrying around a short stack of swastika stickers to put on Trump cars just so they know we truly see them.

He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align

You may not be interested in what any “celebrity” chooses politically, but there are huge groups of (stupid) people who let the people they like/follow dictate their choices.

As much as the Idiocracy of this is apparent, I don’t mind because it may get more people actually involved.

Politics is a combination of indoctrination and team sport. If not for indoctrination, the conservative team would have very few players.

If she’s actively trying to help educate people, she’s no secret Trump supporter.

No doubt! Whoever designed this game must have been a sadist. They start you off with a lengthy tutorial that gives you the basics of survival, then set you loose in the world overstacked in physical stats with none of the knowledge or skill stats to utilize the body properly. The skills and knowledge are behind a paywall (see earlier point about economy leveling in the early years) so they are only accessible to a subset of the player base. There are “opportunities” for players who can’t get past the paywall, but that doesn’t guarantee anything more that numerous levels of a lower loot percentage. If you don’t want to pay-to-win, you can grind away experience level after level, but converting experience to better loot is a lengthy process and is never converted at the same rate as someone with a paywall badge on their account. There’s also the mid-level-cap nerf that plateaus your body stats for a while before starting to slowly decrease them level by level. By the time you do have enough experience to complete the knowledge tree, your body stats are too low to take advantage of it. It’s like this whole damn thing was designed by EA!

Beautiful graphics and environments, though! And I really do like the open-world format, though it seems like recent updates have been amping up the NPC aggression attribute. I have a feeling this is primarily due to one of the major clans (klans?) gaining too much territory while the other clans were comfortable and complacent. That’s just a theory though. I don’t think we’ll really know until the final credits roll, but there are enough clues in the story to hint at the ending.

Also, it’s not Ferris Bueller or a Marvel movie. There’s no post-credits scene or new game+. I suppose you might be able to start a new game once yours is done, but you’re starting with a completely fresh account and nothing transfers. The only hope is that you roll a good starting character with a good faction.

Well… If you play by the rules, the grind is miserable and will take decades to reach lvl 50. If you are willing to break the rules and exploit other players, the grind is much more manageable but it still takes just as long to hit the next lvl. You do have to be careful because the more rules you break, the higher your wanted level goes, and the police aren’t really big on taking players to jail, if you get my meaning.

The only current “winning” strategy on this server is to be lucky and/or resourceful enough early in the game so that you have enough money to be above the law. If you hit level 10 and don’t already have a few million $ in the bank, you’re in for a long grind.

Finally! He broke the law! We got him!

[Anakin glare]

We need a SLAM bot that posts this video in response to every headline that uses the word.

Give Onyx the Gamestop-stocks treatment.

SLAM!