Semi-Hemi-Demigod

This is your reminder that national polling doesn’t matter, and that you can win the presidency with roughly 20,000 votes

Like what happened to that dude from Metallica’s “One”

John Oliver showed me they’ll probably just call in a vet.

Maybe get some farmer with castration bands.

I’m less concerned with them being effective and more concerned they’ll fuck up and kick off Kessler Syndrome

I don’t have any resources but my Volvo has a long, low hood and a heavily padded engine cover

I heard an interview with the creator of KSP1 and it made me even sadder about the death of this game. His next plan was basically Kerbal Aeronautics Program, where you’d build progressively bigger and faster airplanes to accomplish missions. I could see it growing into a game franchise, kind of like how SimCity had a bunch of similar simulator games with different premises.

Anyways, I’ve gotta go rescue Jeb again.

We can’t have pop-up headlights because of pedestrian safety, but you can buy a 5,000 pound vehicle that does 0-60 in three seconds and has a hood level with most people’s heads because that’s totally safe for pedestrians.

Nah, you’re not worth it.

Real smart of you to change what we’re talking about in the reply. That’s a classic move to make yourself seem like you made a point.

Fascist regimes don’t last long because they all eventually turn their violence inward. They breed the sort of mistrust and lack of questioning that don’t make them effective societies.

Seeing as most of the country isn’t right-wing

Are you talking population or land area? Because only one of those matters and it’s not population.

For a moment Rodney King’s beating changed everyting, too.

The USA is a racist country. It was founded on racism, built with racism, and now thrives on racism. That’s never gonna change, and it deserves to perish in fire.

There’s no need to create division between me and the Democrats. There’s already plenty of it. I hate that I have to vote for them but we have a shitty system written by racist slaveholders so here we are.

Never trust someone from York County.

I would like to primary him. Not because I think I’d win - I definitely wouldn’t - but because I want to ask him what the fuck happened to him. Like, dude, you used to be cool.

Except we primary him and we either lose and get blamed for when he loses, or watch our progressive challenger lose because the rest of the country hates him.

America isn’t nearly as progressive as us Internet weirdos think it is.

I hate Biden and hate that I have to vote for him. Future generations are definitely going to hate us.

You know what, being a dev myself that’s something I’ll try as a hobby project. We’ll see how it work out.

That’s what heroes do

Yet again I’m asking the Fediverse: What do they think a good economy should look like?

Managers realized that the nerds’ autism could be exploited for profit