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Yeah but I wanted my car fixed. Sure I’m riding my bike while it’s broken, but I want to fix my car.

No you have it backwards. More like

“hey, this car I bought for a couple grand is being fucky”

“nah man fuck buying a car. Leave that one in the ditch out back, and start driving this one my buddies made and have been fixing for years. Yeah it breaks a lot but hey it’s free. Oh you wanna keep using your old car, you just need an oil change? Bitch, what did I say? Use mine.”

Oh yeah btw, that new car, gas and brake are reversed. Nonono it’s ok just get used to it or you’re a dumbass

“Hey, so my car is making a weird noise” “Just go out and get a different car then”

Actually yes I’m kind of hungry. I should go eat lunch.

Man, if you paid for highschool you got ripped off because clearly it didn’t work the first or second time

Boost

Lol you don’t pay for highschool

Nah man I graduated highschool 7 years ago. I’m just being jovial so you don’t blow your top. We wouldn’t want that 😁

Yuppp they let me keep track of all my assholes and dipshits. Although so far I only have one. Yayyyy you’re my first dipshit tag

Hmm yes yes. I should definitely label you as sexist as well. Maybe also dipshit. Yes yes that one is good. 😁

Okie 🥰

Hello racist. Nice of you to introduce yourself. Now I can make note of you, and next time I see you, I’ll remember to ignore you

Deeply??? It’s as simple as “If url = chrome download, show survey” it’s not decrypting or digging or searching. It’s literally right there. It’s the thing showing you the website. Of course it’s going to know what site that is.

You also seem to have siavled your ability to spell

Well yeah duh

Would you like to know that I legitimately cannot finish unless my girlfriend is smiling? And I would presume I’m not unique in that regard.

Honestly, nothing beats two consenting adults enjoying eachother and sharing it with the world. Professional porn is disgusting imo

I, don’t, think, i, will, use, c,o,m,m,a,s corrEcTlY Th@nk yœú

You can enable the “show NSFW” toggle on the sidebar so you can switch accounts then toggle NSFW on. It’s under “Settings > General > Lateral menu”

JavaScript is actually really nice as a beginner programming language because of how quickly and visually you can see your results, and how easily you can debug with console output. Yeah it’s horribly unoptimized but it’s not for big things. It’s for little things. It’s baby’s first programming language.