No you have it backwards. More like
“hey, this car I bought for a couple grand is being fucky”
“nah man fuck buying a car. Leave that one in the ditch out back, and start driving this one my buddies made and have been fixing for years. Yeah it breaks a lot but hey it’s free. Oh you wanna keep using your old car, you just need an oil change? Bitch, what did I say? Use mine.”
Oh yeah btw, that new car, gas and brake are reversed. Nonono it’s ok just get used to it or you’re a dumbass
Yeah but I wanted my car fixed. Sure I’m riding my bike while it’s broken, but I want to fix my car.