Actually, it happened in Trier, Germany. In front of the cathedral, nonetheless. So peeing into bins in public is a thing in Chicago?

What is it about Chromebooks that attracts people who puke into them?

Sounds like the type of person who prints their E-mails

Was sitting on a bench on a sunny afternoon in the city, minding my own business. Some rough-looking old man walks up to the bin next to the bench I sit on, unzips his trousers, and pees into the bin like it’s the most normal thing in the world.