After the ‘garbage’ comment last week, magats were talking about wearing garbage bags for Halloween costumes.

Somehow dressing in a garbage bag is a step /towards/ sanity.

Seriously, people who don’t know about William Barr should look up his dad, and realize that the asshole doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Vanilla ISIS

The deplorables comment was one of the nails in Hillary’s coffin. We can say these things, Harris can’t

Put some respekt on the Dark Carnival. There are over a million Juggaloes in America. Probably a couple dozen Juggalettes, too.

Goddamn welfare queens are trying to steal my job.

A fake Socialist that Seattle ran out of town.

It’s surprising how many people will plug in a random USB drive that they find. Apparently that’s how the CIA got the Stuxnet virus into Iran’s system and nerfed their centrifuges back in the day.

Start the night with a good craft IPA. End the night with Rainier.

Kamala Khan is Pakistani.

Kamala Harris is Indian/Jamaican.

I would bet that there are regional pronunciations. Plus, that’s not unique. I’ve met three different women from southern California named Andrea and they all had different pronunciations.

Philly threw batteries at Santa, but they have some standards.

Wow. You suck.

It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

Seriously. I bought a book online as a gift, intending to pick it up on my way through Portland. They didn’t have it ready when I showed up, so they mailed it to me free of charge.

Hey, NYT Cooking is fantastic, as long as you cut the recipe in half but keep the original amount of garlic.

You’re not wrong, Walter. You’re just an asshole!

Sigh. Voting for Stein helps Trump. Trump is worse for Palestine than Harris.

We can grandstand and holier-than-thou all we fucking want, but it’s simple Aristotilian logic.

They also don’t like to get sued, and Orange Julius has a habit of suing anybody who offends him.

I can sing the Blazing Saddles theme song pretty decent. Final offer.

I was thinking about Khashoggi, but fair point.