Luckily we have Fox News and random strangers on the internet who are willing to magnanimously inform us about the desolation of our own city.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go scavenge for hot dish in the smouldering ruins of Saint Paul.

But they were all of them deceived, for another handmaiden was made…

Sorry, best we can do is a premium (expensive) ad-free tier that still advertises our own products.