Him and musk for sure.

His salary increase must be inversely proportional to the quality increase in Windows 11.

They want to invent higher polling numbers so that when/if Trump loses, they can point at the polls as proof the election is rigged against him.

Why didn’t they give him the job where he has to stand outside on a street corner, holding a big sign advertising the latest deal at the McDs? That would have been gold.

Not women, republicans need them to cook, clean and produce children.

It’s probably because he can’t subtract his age from 80.

Worth a read, no idea how legit this info is - https://calibercorner.com/trump-watches-caliber-tx07/.

I don’t know if it’s my cynical eyes, but the side by side image comparison is… striking. The parts in Trump’s watch look much cheaper, and there seem to be fewer mechanical pieces. I know nothing about watches so I have no idea if I’m making sense or taking out of where the sun don’t shine.

Yet somehow he was president. Bizarre.

He’ll start a GoFundMe for himself faster than Usain Bolt can leave his starting blocks. And sadly his sucker cult will give him money.

Is this why ikea doesn’t have doors on its little showrooms?

“Softer”? Management/executive speak for “we released a crap product”.

You beat me to it 😀

It doesn’t matter. To his uneducated supporters, it sounds like he’s doing the right thing and punishing John Deere and Chiiiiiiiiina by imposing tariffs.

Darwin, where are you?! We need you to dole out more awards!

Sadly it’s not responding at the moment. At least for me.

Someone who can really look pissed off 99.99999% of the time.

They’re just jealous Trump didn’t think of wearing them.

Exactly. And so it begins.

A really ugly and confusing UI.

What about Carlson?