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Oh no! Not Sarfend airport too!

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“Wins” the opportunity to be “head bastard”.

Has he arrested by officers from Scotland Yarg?

I can’t believe he thought he’d get a-whey with it.

Etc.

How are we supposed to pronounce it? Ever since they changed it from “monkey pox” to “mpox”, every time I see it mentioned I immediately have the tune to mmmbop in my head.

I think it’s a great idea, but given there’s no budget for extra policing and most councils are on the verge of bankruptcy, how would this be enforced?

I can think of some suggestions, but they involve a fair amount of potential risk to the pedestrians which wouldn’t be acceptable!

I’m sticking with “Twitter (currently known as X)”.

The blue sky, out of the box thinking will disrupt the glass ceiling.

Oh please. Wait until they release double-sided, double-density 128bit AI quantum blockchain that runs on premises/in the cloud edge hybrid.

Won’t someone think of the eels.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/cocaine-in-the-river-thames-is-another-problem-eels-don-t-need-says-expert-a4049086.html

Arguable. I’d say it’s the same but the size of the pieces varies.

Rapid unscheduled disassembly.

Plus “Into pieces” is rather unnecessary there.

It’s just a damn shame she didn’t have time to freeze it first.

Oh no. Won’t someone think of the unsold mountain of cocaine.

Why would he not celebrate Santas birthday?

SUV drivers?

Obviously that’s not good, but serious question: could we potentially grow more crops that are currently suited to warmer climates? Grapes, olives etc?

Or… crazy idea but how about we just listen to what the experts have been recommending we do for years and actually implement some of it?

287 degrees here, much warmer than expected.