A Phlaming Phoenix

I voted for a similar measure in Colorado!

No, they mean closeted gay men. Because that’s how they think gay guys should be when they’re normal.

When a conservative asks you for sources, they do so in bad faith. They don’t care about engaging with reality. It’s a deflection tactic.

Well I don’t know that I’d call Mike Pence a chad…

Mostly I don’t disagree with this assessment, but by now we’re talking about the boy who cried wolf. Republicans have been very outspoken with their “groomer” talk so many provably false times, meanwhile Trump and his cronies have committed a number of sex crimes and/or shown a lack of remorse for the victims thereof that it’s hard for them to come off as credible with this stuff anymore. I do miss Al Franken, though.

They’re just both narcissists.

By being kept away from interview and TV appearances and such.

That gum I like did come back in style…

Well, see… The president he supports withholds funding unless the municipalities affected by disasters pass a purity test, so he assumes the president he doesn’t support will as well.

Grindr… That’s that app for finding hot hoagies in my area?

half the marines general population are bi and closeted

I’ve had a guy tell me he votes for Trump because he’s trying to take a balanced centrist view of things. But dude, if Trump is the center, wtf are your extremes?

Iamblech pentameter

Sounds illegal. They’re not supposed to endorse candidates while not having to pay taxes. IRS should end this church.

Why does the tribunally selected autocrat of a foreign nation intent on raping children get to tell me anything about democracy or evil?

Ugh, when your warts have warts…

Really, the media finally realized millennials don’t care if we killed Applebee’s or whatever, and they’ve moved on to the next thing to scare boomers with. “They hate us because we buy bags of paper napkins” becomes “They hate us because we can use old style keyboards.” Generations are not a monolith. You can compare them, but it’s stupid to pass judgment in that way.

Haha, yes, apple fritters are the best, but the place by me makes them so big I only have to order the one.

This is clearly an attempt to make a second Gamergate happen.

They can’t be above this rumor because their position on drag and trans issues are beneath it.