My local store already has Christmas decorations out. I freaking hate it so much

That’s how you get a Redbox smashed into a million pieces all over your parking lot.

Imagine standing around during guard duty and Darth Vader calls up saying if you have time to lean you have time to clean.

We’re talking about Unix so being as pedantic as possible is actually required.

AITA for beating my wife to death because she burnt my steak?

NTA, cooking a steak is basic knowledge and you told her not to burn it

• Reddit, probably.

My parents live in the country. They have one neighbor. He’s on meth so he likes to start chainsawing right around dark and continues until around 2am.

flash the bike with an aftermarket software.

Not a phrase I’d ever thought I’d hear.

Hey man those 3 people are almost millionaires. As soon as their crypto drops they’ll be in the same boat as the Starbucks CEO!

You pirate to preserve media.

I pirate because I like pissing off billion dollar conglomerates.

We are not the same.

This ‘secrecy’ is not an oversight but a feature that’s codified in the agreement between rightsholders and Internet providers.

Well this setup seems perfectly secure and not at all susceptible to malicious actors.

The tories are going to be pissed about this one

As we all know, supermarkets are where the most hardened soldiers hide out. ^/s

You’d probably die of alcohol poisoning by the end of the day. But your point still stands.

And I’m sure they won’t keep logs of that sort of thing.

Yeah, I’ve got this dilemma with Deadpool. Broke af but really want to see it.

I can never again log into my email or other private account on someone else’s computer.

You always mess up some mundane detail!

Every month is a record setter so far

It’s like the boats that look up at the sky, when rocks only look at the ground.

You say children’s orphanage, implying the existence of an adult’s orphanage.