Yep. This cluster fuck all but guaranteed our political dick-pendulum will swing right very shortly.

Give that bowling pin legs and flamboyance.

What a waste of atoms that ‘thing’ is. May it suffer greatly before they are permanently rearranged into a nonliving format. May the universe learn from it’s mistake.

The richest, most inept, out-of-touch, needs to be put in his fucking place douche.

Weird how right wing content and popularity has an inverse square power law. Sooooo weird.

Something something lie down with dogs get, up with fleas something something.

That happened in the 80’s.

This is the part where you find out.

Yep. Unfortunately, the US is currently doing a Cecil Kelly and the right is a vat of plutonium slurry just shy of a criticality.

There will come soft rains and the smell of the ground, And swallows circling with their shimmering sound; And frogs in the pools singing at night, And wild plum trees in tremulous white; Robins will wear their feathery fire, Whistling their whims on a low fence-wire; And not one will know of the war, not one will care at last when it is done. Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree, If mankind perished utterly; And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn Would scarcely know that we were gone.

Actually an airlock with a hard vacuum on the other side and a red button would do lovely.

Oh wow you’re so sensitive that you reported that poster who dropped a c-bomb on you. It was memorable, I upvoted it, and I still agree with the original sentiment.

Weird that you got away with implying oop was an asshole. You’re somethin’ special there, my Twinkie.

Ok sure.

puts on a Weird Al track

Absolutely. The goal here should be: make it easier for her opponent, the man who, in a not-at-all inflammatory gesture, moved the US embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem. Clearly aligned with the Palestinian cause. Your strategic thinking is subtle yet effective, the long game is stupid, right?

Why not pay everyone fairly instead of incentivizing further corruption through bribery? I’m definitely not going to dispute that they should be paid for the quality and quantity of results generated in terms of legislation…

IMO government work should be volunteer, but you get your clothes, food, and living expenses paid for our of a set budget. You take no salary and accept no bribes, you live in “Government City”. Essentially your finances go null entropy while in office. You do a good job? Public likes you? Private sector likes you? You’re top of the list for top paying jobs when you step down.

But only AFTER you do the good work we need leaders to do for us.

There’s only room for one Tucker Carlson in this world, my astoundingly-persistent-in-his-attempts-to-just-be-asking-questions friend.

All these yokels are like badly cooked souffles that eventually deflate into a soggy, somehow-grosser-than-before mess. As gross as Alex Jones was during his run, watching him come apart was even grosser. They’re all rotten on the inside and it’s like watching overripe fruit splatter when they hit rock bottom.

I really get why some people like gory, bad, cheesy horror movies now.

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Fucking lol.

Heigh ho. Have another downvote! Collect enough and maybe you can get a discount on that sanewashing detergent. You’re using it at an alarming rate.

Cool but since you’re such a smarty, you know that Harris is not the head of the current regime, so only a fucking idiot would think that voting for her is tacitly giving a pass to genocide, and only a colossal idiot would think Trump is a better choice, and only a titanic idiot would abstain from voting in such a consequential election.

Since you didn’t bother even to gloss over the basics I assume you agree. On account of how very very smart and clever you are.