“How dare she not invite me to her wedding? I thought the BLT community was all about inclusion!” —someone to me, once, pretty much

A lot of Christians are in an abusive relationship with one god that most humans don’t even believe exists. Do, say, children with cancer or natural disasters shake their faith? It seems to strengthen it. Idk.

Precrastination is when you get too far ahead on a group project because you’re avoiding another awfuller thing.

Nor archive.md nor archive.today, which appear to be run by the same rogue actors and serve the same content as archive.is and archive.ph. Beware.

MFW SMH my head

at the ATM machine

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🫛 👍

Sounds like feeteater to me

Why’s it say km

True, but I feel like in these discussions I really need to know which fruit it was that God was chatting with Great-Grandma about that afternoon.

Those war criminals in DC in later Bush administrations were so appalling and demoralizing that it’s hard to remember they’re able to be right about any single thing.

Wow that Donald Trump guy is starting to look attractive for the first time in human history.

The guyliner

Sometimes after a hard day, all it takes is a Sicko to cheer me right the fuck up for a bit.

Let’s pick another one. Aces aren’t narcissists anymore than I am when I check myself out in the mirror. Buffalo Bill style.

EMPRESS is full on Elan Mask now as if this is 1930s Germany.

You’re so much less unattractive with my feet on your face ☺️

Also the Mormon Church which profits upon mountains of hurtful lies

I take this back. EMPRESS is simply awful. Not a fun villain.

A few days after 9/11, there was a sole vote in the entire US Congress, against military action in response to terrorists who were dead. She, and everyone who opposed war in Afghanistan and Iraq were demonized for it. At the time, she implored Americans that we “not become the evil that we deplore”. Tlaib is giving Barbara Lee energy. I salute them both.

Is that a euphemism for “I’m in the bottom 10%”? Jk