Suspend habeus corpus, declare strikes illegal, nationalize power grids and other basics. Require national ID cards to make purchases, probably require an oath to Trump to get one…

Don’t say “Viva la resistance”.

Thanks for trying to make us feel better, but…

ChatGPT just provided an interesting result. Although I was looking for something a bit more unique to use for the next 4(plus) years.

Yeah, it’s not too good at this.

Wanna know what happens next? Check out history repeats itself, or any of the Project 2025 analyses.

Edit: Look on the bright side, at least we won’t have to take time from our busy schedules to vote four years from now.

There’s really nothing we can do about it. It’s just a fact of life.

Rimshot

I’m inclined towards a universal sales tax, and elimination of income tax. That cuts out loopholes for billionaires who run around buying property, buildings, and yachts - a 10 or 12% tax would fix that (of course, every solution provides its own set of problems) The other solution is having my employer “tip” me every two weeks.

Edit: Some very good points below, which I’d never considered.

Wait, this is “mastermind” (based on the outcome) of the October terrorist attacks? “Sure, we can have a ceasefire. C’mere and let’s talk about it…”

Screw that, he’s elected now. Just do it.

I think for the sake of mixed company and delicate sensibilities we should refer to this as a “BM” rather than a “bullshit machine”. Therefore it could be a LLM BM, or simply a BM.

I’m such an underachiever. Here is “Sleepy Joe Biden”, a doddering fool who even tries to sit where there is no chair, yet who also is the criminal mastermind behind an entire crime family and who easily controls all government and media for his own diabolical schemes. I mean, pick a lane, Republicans!

Sweet! Now all I have to do is have my employer “tip” me every two weeks.

Rally at a megaCHURCH? I was under the impression that if they accepted payment for space rental, that breaks their tax-exempt status. If they simply allowed a political rally, same problem. Hmmm…

Separate tickets, dudes.

Damn, I am stealing this. Too many good uses:

“She lives in a hopium den”

“Hopium addict”

“Hopium of the masses”

I don’t know - the arc shot with the zoom (when the three robots were on stage) looked much too smooth, and suspiciously computer-generated.

Why are so many doctors and nurses armed? Or is it the patients?

One, “Operation Praying Mantis” II coming up. Did you want Freedom Fries with that?

Their density makes them ring like a bell, if suspended by a wire through the center. Good wind chimes.

Profits security.