I think that’s the answer. He’d eat the hamburger half.

I won’t be satisfied with anything less than a full disadulation

And why would the Democratic Party need new voters if there won’t be any more elections?

The trick with that test is that they’re not looking to see whether you can do it. They know you can’t. They’re looking to see whether you think you can. If you show signs of believing it’s possible, that’s probable cause for a search. If you believe you actually pulled it off, you’re drunk.

The ones he thinks Tim Walz replaced with tampon dispensers

The Trump campaign is a conspiracy by Big Deep End to sell more deep end!

So, after he flees to Argentina?

I’ve never paid attention to the Olympics. What’s terrible about it this year?

What’s Elon?

Just not that one

His brain got smart but his head got dumb

Aww that’s a lot less silly and therefore less fun (still pretty silly though I guess)

This tells me the explosives they found in Crooks’ vehicle were hidden in tennis balls

Wait so republicans fail the Voight-Kampff test?

Order it, step down, get pardoned by President Harris

They sure do seem to have a lot of it

I mean, wasn’t the modern state of Israel invented at least in part so antisemites would have a place to deport them to after it became gauche to kill them?

Homer tells Barney he’ll strangle Bart if CPS responds to Ned’s call

And this time around he can’t prevent deployment of the national guard

He’s ready for a bit of the old ultra violence