Yes!

Zing and ZING!

Heathen! Praise Joe!

Does Harris’s success mean that the fundamental dynamics of the race have changed? Probably not.

Saved you a click.

OH. MY. GOD. I’m an 80s kid and I loved Alf. How did I not connect this sooner?! This is amazing OP!

New life goal, open up a queer bar called “Ballgowns and Fractals”.

Bluesky has gained a million brazilion new users…

I’m so sorry, it was right there. And yay for Bluesky!

Donald, You need to calm down. You know all too well there’s some bad blood between us. Never in your wildest dreams would I endorse the smallest man/hands that ever lived.

Now look what you made me do, don’t blame me if my fans try some vigilante shit. This isn’t a love story, it’s karma, and you’re guilty as sin.

So shake it off and stick to campaigning in Florida, it’s only August after all.

You’re on your own kid, -T

I saw Minecraft and Stardew mentioned already. But not the ultimate time sink, Kerbal SP, especially with mods and documentation. Though I’m not sure 5 years is long enough, can I request an extension?

ACT 1, The GOP kills his puppy…

It’s the “cheating” statement that’s extra infuriating. This isn’t a damn football game, we are trying to choose the best possible person to lead the country. YOU [the GOP] made the case that Biden wasn’t that person and now you’re mad they [the DNC] listened?

Exactly, this is only an issue for me if my cat manages to build a wifi jammer. Though that is a possibility.

#FuckThePalePaleoPatriarchy

During lockdown I tried making fruit wine without doing enough reading. It smelled like acetone and I’m pretty sure it was lightly poisonous. He can have that recipe if he wants.

Because he paid a pornstar, Tobequiet.

Edit: Just finishing the TMNT song to appease my compulsions y’all. I understand the the legal case is more complicated.

Lemmy-Bot: “First stretch out a pair of jean, top with beans, beans, and more beans. This will prevent you from pooping for at least 3 days.”

🤛 😏

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I’m flexible and trans, does that work too?

Obviously, it’s gotta be Powerade Mountain Berry Blast or you just damned that person to hell.