In my hand, currently.

Wait, so the original Rift is useless? Like, I can finally toss it out and stop trying to sell it to someone?

Bro remember the top-down GTA games?! Those were legit.

Yeah that’s what I’ve done. I’ve gotten very picky about which apps I allow to notify me of things. A week or two of turning off all the ones you don’t want and your phone gets quiet real quick.

Never heard of the Jelly Star! $200 bucks?! I just ordered one.

I can only imagine that they’re offering it to me because my account is like 15 years old… Either that, or I have about 200k post karma and 100k comment karma. (Not big numbers compared to karma whores, but still more than your average user).

Lol they’re trying to sell me shares at “pre-ipo prices”.

I asked if they have any puts available… So far no reply…

You might be underestimating the supreme court’s pension for changing their opinion once it suits them politically.

Yeah true. Is power delete suite still the preferred method?

Man there’s something about talking on a cell phone that makes me feel like I have to yell, and thus, hate talking on them.

As I remember land lines, they never felt that way.

Sounds like it’s time for me to actually log back in and delete all my old posts. I’ve been putting that off for too long.

RoboRock FTW

My experience with women in power has been similar.

I caught the one in '17 and it was definitely a top 5 moment in my life.

Ok fair enough

I’d be happy if it just stopped crashing constantly

Yep beware, any time a company you do business with sends you a letter saying something like,

“Good news! (Our old company name) is now (new company name)!”

You’re about to get fucked.

Ahh ok I know the smell of pla quite well, thanks!

What does it smell like?

This is starting to sound a little too slavery-y…