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It’s gonna be so awkward when that alien needs to go door to door and introduce themselves at their next planet.

Is this not a modified star wars opening? You know how Lucas loves politics.

Server farms are the real money maker. Doesn’t matter the fad, they’ll need processing power from somewhere.

Moose and bears may break my bones, but spiders will always scare me. Plus Bullwinkle would have a hard time sneaking into my bed or shoe unnoticed…

Damn, that human’s holding a fish so big I can’t even see their human appendages holding it up in the not-water

You’re right, mondays are much better lowercased

Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing

There’s something nostalgically comforting seeing comcast screwing people over with bundles again…

Even better would be to remap their keyboard’s semicolon key to that symbol

Ah yes, I remember having telekinesis in high school. Only downside is that it doesn’t seem to stop you from going deuce in the middle of a match as the pictures also allude to…

I petition to rename ChatGPT to DeepThought based on these results.

If OP did it recursively they would also need -R

As a Google Workspace user, I recommend going off the grid somewhere streetview can’t find you…

Bloated us a relative term. If it feels bloated then it is, if it doesn’t then it isn’t. The second you start noticing it is when you know you’ve gone too far for your own comfort and should start cleaning more aggressively. Compared to old computers even the cleanest modern linux setup is bloated by comparison in most cases.

Damn… heart stealer over here!

You forgot to take into account leap years or as I’ve come to call them the leaping gnu/years

Or you could just send a middle finger emoji and let the bird say it itself…

They’ll write “you’re welcome” on your bathroom mirror when they track that you’re in the shower.