Ew, we had an infestation of Erdoğans living in our microwave once.

In cobol nonetheless.

If Hank Green is anything to go by, it’ll only come back stronger.

Edit: His beard I mean.

There are no available technologies safer than nuclear, unless you’re talking about the construction. You’re literally more likely to fall and hit your head on a solar panel. Which can be serious electrical hazards for firefighters if you’re ever unlucky enough to get caught in a house fire.