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They were right to. Everybody who abstained from voting is going to end up getting their comeuppance now, and I’m not going to feel bad for them.

Le epic comeback, m’goodsir

Why did the debatelolds decide they were welcome here, instead of samethingawful 15 years ago where they belong?

The real news story here is that The Elder Scrolls Legends existed in the first place.

Your momma

I double checked and that is definitely a hyperlink to the daily beast. It was right there when I looked at the URL. I hope that helps.

I think I remember an anime about lesbian guns

Remind me again what Russia did with your country the instant it got the chance?

Imagine opening your mouth and a turd doesn’t flop out. You might have to try really hard.

Maybe if you plugged away at it for a while you could come up with an even more flaccid and contrived rebuttal.

Evidently you did, because it’s mentioned that she was a member of the Imperial Senate right up till it was dissolved. She participated directly in the government that built a weapon of mass destruction and used it to commit a genocidal act of state terrorism. Thankfully, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, they never invented purity testing so people like you weren’t wrenching their spines in an effort to suck their own dicks about it.

And here I thought I’d never see a lower form of wit than punning.

We still have polling conducted on the basis of who’s going to pick up a cold call on their landline phone.

Who the fuck do you think is gonna pick a cold call up and talk to the weirdo who wants something from you at all, landline or no?

“Votink does not matter tovarisch, I do not even bother and nobody should my fellow American youth, do you know what I be saying my dog?”

Let me guess. Dumped by an art girl and anxious about the $600 you invested?

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No more wholesome keanu chungus

If the general bulk of appreciable-quantity tech investors suddenly found out in granular detail what is actually being done with their money as opposed to what they were told, it would probably cause the biggest crash since the Great Depression.

One of the cornerstones of the religion they profess to follow is that followers will be beset by false prophets who try to lead the faithful into wickedness. It’s the origin of the idiom “wolf in sheep’s clothing”. Followers of Jesus are then advised that they’ll be able to tell who’s who the same way you can tell that rotten fruit means a fig tree is blighted: you will know them by their fruits. In other words, if you listen to the warning and take even the slightest notice of what Jesus tells you is the right way to live, you won’t be led astray by people who pretend to be spiritual authorities but preach things Jesus said are bad things for any human to do, such as proclaming their own righteousness, claiming to be more Godly than you, and openly seeking riches and power. Whether you believe in Christianity or not, what it comes down to is that these people are “following God” in a way they are, word for word, told not to. By God.

It’s like if you tried to start up a Anarcho-Capitalist club and then immediately set up a hierarchical power structure and began extracting dues from the members to fund a project that disproportionately benefits the poorer members. It’s like if you taught a class on healthy eating and then began extolling the benefits of swallowing batteries.