Yokeley has since been booked on multiple felony counts, including contaminating food or drink with a controlled substance, possession of Schedule I narcotics, and child abuse.
He posted a $100,000 secured bond after his arrest and transport to the New Hanover County Detention Center, per the report.
Its almost like he wants the California National guard to repeatedly shove their bayonets up his ass and string him upside down from a telephone pole in the streets of DC.
Jesus, dude's not even locked up right now