I bet innovative new ways to introduce capital in previously untapped or currently overburdened markets!
I bet innovative new ways to introduce capital in previously untapped or currently overburdened markets!
How do they even afford to eat???
Not if we can find and destroy all of his horcruxes
And now he’s too old to abort
Shit, why won’t this stupid upvote button give you more than one?!
Binkleberg Humperdish
I genuinely hope this is due to therapy and/or medication. I’m willing to wipe the slate for someone putting in real effort who just needs some sort.
But should she burn any fucking bridges after this…
I enjoy these nicknames, thank you
I think many of the people downvoting and/or reporting you (I did both) are aware that you’re joking. The problem is that your joke isn’t funny. It’s wildly offensive and racist.
I get what you’re saying, “I don’t actually believe the racist stuff I said,” but we’re concerned with the part of that thought that you’re glossing over: racist stuff you said. Probably should just delete your comment.
Just realize that comedy doesn’t give you carte blanche to shout racist stereotypes and move on.
Selena was shot by her own friend/manager
@DogPeePoo@lemm.ee I’ll give you a slice of pizza if you do it again but longer and louder
Also he puts his wiener into furniture and says he doesn’t
It’s like a reverse She’s All That
This sounds like a real win-win. Looks like the swamp is trying to drain itself
Look out, Romania!
Consensual sex for and a job. One doesn’t have to influence the other for both to be true
I like this phrase so much that I’m stealing it. This is mine now.
That’s absolutely true
He looked much better after putting on a few pounds and beating the shit out of a blind lawyer
What did it say before the edit?