Quote from the article applied at the relevant point of the prayer.

The Narcissist’s Prayer

That didn’t happen. <— “The people that you see leaving? Because nobody ever leaves,”-Trump

And if it did, it wasn’t that bad. <— “people were actually lining up in the back for photos since he couldn’t pose for pictures earlier.”-Trump

And if it was, that’s not a big deal. <— “And when they do, I finish up quick.” -Trump

And if it is, that’s not my fault. <— Trump then suggested that his staffers were to blame for the apparent departures

And if it was, I didn’t mean it.

And if I did, you deserved it.