Can’t help but picture Vader as the Fat Controller
Here you go, used bing image creator since the photoshop mix app decided to be an asshole and not work so I couldn’t make a a crispy photoshop
Edit: crispy was meant to be “crappy” but I’m leaving it as It is
That first one is just too perfect. Although I’m loving the second as well. Vader dressed up like Thomas for Halloween.
Third one looks like a magazine cover to me, everything about the third image just screams that to me
The twins could be one of those two cockpit ties.
The consular ship cried “I’m a consular ship on a diplomatic mission-“
Fat Vader laughed. “You are wrong.”They’re two, they’re four, they’re six, they’re eight
Shunting spaceships, hauling freight
Grey and black and speedy too
They’re the awesome pew pew crew
All with different roles to play
'round planet Daro far away
Down the hills and round the bends
Thomas and his pew pew friendsThomas had never seen such rebellion!
My five year old daughter was NOT amused when I showed this to her. She loves Thomas and Star Wars.
You think that’s trauma? Make her watch the entire holiday special, she’ll be scarred for life.
“Pew pew! Die rebel scum! Glory to the empire!”
- Thomas declared
So this is what Vader is doing in that command sphere thing
