Bidet users can keep their posh, clean asses out of the discussion!
My posh, clean ass is always out - and frequently the topic of discussion.
Prior to my ascension, I was a sit-wiper because shit should always be as close to the toilet as possible.
Standing, I think it’s more common for guys to do it like that
I sit to shit. I don’t have everyone’s perfect torpedo’s, there would be collateral damage in a stand-up.
I wipe sitting. I think most people probably do. Standing up will push your arse cheeks together, so the poo inside the crack will just smear everywhere.
As for bidets, I don’t use them. They’re very rare in my country. I just wipe with toilet paper. I try to get my arse as clean as possible with the toilet paper, so I wipe multiple times.
Thank you for reading my post about my pooing habits.
Rare or not, get a bidet for home. It’s like $25 US for a basic model, and you will never go back. I feel like an absolute savage when I can’t use a bidet now. My best argument is this: Imagine if you fell into a pile of manure. Would you just get some dry paper towel and wipe yourself off and call it good?
If your answer is anything other than no, I don’t have a rebuttal, but you do you.
In answer to the question, I still wipe the water away sitting down. Standing up doesn’t make any sense as you essentially make a shit sandwich with your cheeks… and even though I’m clean down there now - I learned that way and don’t plan on changing.
I used a $30 bidet for about 6 years. It’s has always been amazing. We finally redid our bathroom so I went with a deluxe heated seat, heated water, blow dryer, etc. Gat damn is it wonderful, but it will spoil you. Makes pooping anywhere else dreadful. I’m trying to solve this by gifting my friends bidets for Christmas. So far it’s working.
Wow, bidets for $30? It can be $1k to $3k cad just for the bowl here. It’s like $500 and up just for the seats! That doesn’t account for the other bits and bobs you need to get it all installed.
sits in corner and cries in clean butthole
I envy you. I have a harry butthole and the will-knots will not.
