Final Fantas - people fighting over the last cans of Fanta in the world.
Chrono Tigger - the adventures of Tigger travelling to Christopher Robin’s adulthood.
Secret of Man - NSFW
Husbando had a lot of fun thinking about this:
- Ears of the Kingdom: The adventures of the ENT of Hyrule
- Tar Craft: A citybuilder focused on traffic management
- Ann 1800: Bridgerton - The Game
- Resident Vil: The sims set in Racoon City
- The IMs: The Sims, but text-based
- Okemon: A Jamaican-themed friendship simulator
- Spider Ma: An RPG centered around Miles Morales’ mom
- Itcher 3 Wild Hunt: A popping simulator
- Goof War: Just a boy goofing around
- Oom: Out of mana
These are pure gold.
Dadspace - A game of smoking meats and questionable fashion choices
Don’t forget the bad jokes
that’s in the DLC - dad loadable content
What if I prefer my meats questionable and my fashion choices smoking?
Hostbusters.
It’s kind of like ‘Hackers’
Meal Gear. Tactically finding the food machine without being spotted.
Okémon. Not as good as Pokémon, but it’s fine I guess.
Ike, a Dragon - Ike becomes ostracized and has to come to terms what being a dragon truly means.
(Alright I’m pushing the rules by adding comma)
Fight of the Navigator.
David has to defeat Nasa, kidnap Ralph and the McAdams girl, then go back in time to save the Pukmerin’s planet from the comet where they start a new life.Slay the Sire: eat the rich!
Mario Art - it’s just Mario Paint.
Hearts of Ion - very complicated particle physics simulator.
Imworld - you can trigger challenges at your will.Petty Princess Party - instead of decorating rooms you snark about how gaudy everything is
AC Man – 🥵 Dude’s just trying to get cool
Octopat Traveler. A pixel art RPG where you level up by petting octopuses.
Ass Effect. The whole plot is Miranda in that white jumpsuit.
Metal Ear Solid. A lore heavy game about a man dealing with tinnitus.
Meta Gear Solid – a game about the metal gear series
Metal Gear Sold - merchant game in the style of steampunk Stardew Valley
Meal Gear Solid: Foodtrucks of Liberty
Metal Gar Solid: The adventures of a tanky robotic fish
This is such a dum post; love it. Here we go:
Ass Effect 2: Interesting aliens
With all those close ups of asses this changes surprisingly little