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Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Want

Want who?

One two three. Testing, testing, one two three…

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Owls say.

Owls say who?

Yes, that’s correct.

I can’t see a trans person having kids.

They’re transparent

Why did the booger break up with her boyfriend?

He was just a fling.

126 out of 100 agreed that the election wasn’t rigged.

(I’d be surprised if this joke is actually fully original, but I thought of it without having a recollection that I’ve heard it anywhere before.)

All of the jokes in this thread stopped being unique the moment they were posted here

From my 6y/o

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Hello

Hello who?

Halloumi

What’s the best thing that can happen to a singer?

Having a name that sounds good

Ive cracked some bangers in my time… But i forgot them now. Latest one i posted to unethical life tips as an unethical dad tip